Sunday, December 27, 2009

Post-Holiday Pick-Up: Miss December 1959, Ellen Stratton


Photographed by William Graham, assisted by his wife. (Like the Gowlands, they were an artistic nude partnership. Very cool people, all of them.)
A girl can’t hold down a position as a legal secretary with a pleasing appearance and a head full of feathers, so our December Playmate Ellen Stratton is further proof, if proof be needed, that a girl can be bright and beautiful at the same time. Ellen has worked for a leading West Coast law office for the past 2 1/2 years, and confides that her secret ambition is to be a lady lawyer. (“Legal Tender,” Playboy, December 1959.)

A “lady lawyer?!” What will they think of next?

Actually and admirably, Ellen raised herself up from very hardscrabble roots and no early formal education whatsoever to become a legal secretary in a time when women were mainly fucking their way to that position, and she did it specifically so she could go to law school.
Ellen’s family worked as sharecroppers picking cotton. When she was 10, her parents decided that there was little opportunity in Mississippi and they moved to California, settling in the Los Angeles area. (Ellen has noted that at the time, Mississippi did not require children to attend school.) Her mother found work as an upholsterer.
After [entering and] graduating from high school, Ellen took a job as a legal secretary and took classes at Los Angeles City College.
Ellen now works in property management and owns rental properties in the Los Angeles area. (the wiki)


Her work with Playboy took her to Chicago, where she was a bunny at the Playboy Club and lived at the Playboy Mansion. While there, Ellen became acquainted with Shel Silverstein, Sammy Davis Jr. and, of course, Hugh Hefner.


How do Ellen’s lawyer bosses feel about her appearance in Playboy’s Playmate of the Month? They dig it. So, gentleman of the jury, we are prepared to testify that we’ve a serious case on Ellen Stratton and any objections will be promptly overruled as soon as you’ve considered Exhibit A, her full-color Playmate pose attached hereto.

Exhibit A was impressive enough to make Ms. Stratton the first-ever, brand-spanking new, inaugural titleholder of Playmate of the Year, which she used as a launchpad to get the modeling money to continue her career in law, real estate, and set aside a nest egg to raise her family. Today she is a grandmother in Los Angeles and has recently begun attending GlamourCon, likely to the delight of vintage cheesecake fans everywhere. (What kind of weirdos keep track of this stuff? one can only imagine how empty and pathetic their lives are.) You keep on keepin’ on, girl!


Hugh Hefner and Ellen Stratton, late 1998, in what looks to be a genuinely affectionate hug at the announcement of the PMOY for 1999 (Heather Kozar, formerly Miss January 1998).

I am here-and-there on the Hef-love but I fiercely heart this picture. Playboy made a huge difference in her life and enabled her to fulfill her dreams. She used the magazine instead of the common perception of the magazine using the playmates. Good on all parties invovled!

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Music Moment -- The Song Remains the Same: "Blue Christmas," cover by Nicole Atkins, NSFW pictures by Ellen Von Unwerth feat. Ana Beatriz Barros

One of my favorite holiday songs brought to wonderfully creepy, multi-track resonant life by super-hot fave Nicole “lionface” Atkins.

Nicole Atkins – Blue Christmas


All photos from Ellen Von Unwerth featuring Ana Beatriz Barros. “Merry Me,” V Magazine Iss. #32 (2004).

“Blue Christmas,” music and lyrics by Jay W. Johnson and Billy Hays, 1947. The holiday rock ‘n roll classic was originally recorded by Ernest Tubb, 1948, charted by Elvis Presley in 1957 and again by the Beach Boys in 1964.


I’ll have a blue Christmas without you
I’ll be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
Won’t be the same dear, if you’re not here with me


And when those blue snowflakes start falling
That’s when those blue memories start calling
You’ll be doing all right with your Christmas of white
But I’ll have a blue, blue Christmas


And when those blue snowflakes start falling
That’s when those blue memories start calling


You’ll be doing all right with your Christmas of white
But I’ll have a blue, blue Christmas


I’ll have a blue, blue *Christmas

* the girl can yodel like Wanda Jackson and Patsy, even. God, I love her.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Day 48 (12/23/09): A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

My friend’s annual Festivus party is always a good time. Now, if you somehow managed to be born under a rock and not be aware of Seinfeld, read about Festivus here. The colors red & white are strictly forbidden. As are the words happy and merry.  You won’t find any sort of nog, but you will find gin, vodka, rum, vermouth, bourbon, tequila, a wide array of liquors, and at least two kegs.

I invited Nicole, but she sadly had a shift at the hospital, and couldn’t make it down. I walked in with the intent to keep a low (read: sober) profile..and it wasn’t entirely my fault that I was having a stellar winning streak at both beer pong, and stop.  Kara and I make way too good a team in drinking games. I’m pretty sure that’s what any guy is really looking for in a girl, the ability to pick up the last cup in beer pong, while you pull of the early lead.

I’m pretty sure Nicole fell victim to some semi-cute, semi-annoying, entirely drunk voicemail. Logic came back out to play and I shut my phone off after that, and went back inside to the party. I went back to the pong table, and my opponents, two blondes, were talking a fairly big game, and we were playing at least our fifth straight game, so my aim got to be nothing shy of completely embarrassing. I, did, however aim well enough to find myself in the bathroom with one of them thirty minutes later.  Even on our strongest weeks we fall victim to the weakest parts of our selves in traditional party trappings, even at the non-traditional holiday party.

I didn’t even really want to hook up with the girl. I don’t feel exactly proud of it, despite the fact that she was a solid looking girl with great legs and a velvet laugh and just the right amount of tongue. I don’t feel good about it, and I’m pretty sure my hour-long disappearance was more than noticed by a few people.  You can play coy,  but you are only playing yourself when the people who know you best notice. I got a few pats on the back, and a playful elbow nudge from a Who fan.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Day 46 (12/21/09): Another Castle

I’m pretty sure dating is like old Nintendo games. This may be because I get my values, pet peeves, and impatience from old Nintendo games…but I think it’s a pretty solid metaphor. You jump over fireballs, dodge all the little monsters and tests she tosses your way. And when you finally think it’s over, your princess is in another castle.  In fact, most girls wind up being the spikey-shelled koopa instead of the fair-haired princess.

Last nights date was just another date. You share a cup of coffee with someone while they silent judge you, and you internally pick them apart. Every single second I picked up on things I liked, didn’t like and didn’t really analyze the final tally until I got home.  I will say this though, I’ve started to weigh potential futures well I go out with these girls now, and I don’t exactly give a lot of wiggle room. I don’t really know what to say about it.

We shared conversation of hot chocolate and bagels.

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queen's blade - gyokuza o tsugumono OVA 01 [ecchi]

This is the first OVA or specials for its second season and looks like its a continuation from last season’s OVA. Enjoy :D

Ecchi scenes

Other screenshots

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Day 44 (12/19/09): Barista 2: Electric Boogaloo

I have a few regular coffee shops I go to on certain occasions. There is the one that turns a blind eye to my dropping the contents of a flask into my coffee. There is the coffee shop I go to on dates. There is the coffee shop I go to when I want cheap, but not necessarily good, coffee. And there is the coffee shop I go to when I work on this.  And there in lies the liar of Cole.

Cole & I’s relationship lives and dies on the banter we share while I ask for refills, or God forbid, a scone.  When she sees me on the line she simply asks, “The usual?” To which I nod. Once I get the coffee, our relationship is usually done for the time being, aside from a look and smile from time to time while I type.

The other day  we were the only people there, and she finally came over and asked me what I was writing. I quickly come up with a a half-cocked story about working on a blog for a freelance writing gig. And this quelled any discussion on the manner. But we did get to start talking. She introduced herself, and I told her I was aware of her name from overhearing it on more than several occurrences.  I gave her my name, and after a good twenty minutes of talking I asked if she wanted to hang out sometime.

As luck would have it, the next day she was free, and we were both aware of the impending snow storm. So we made plans to hang out stay warm with Coffee (free coffee that she was going to steal from work), Movies, and each other. We watched It’s A Wonderful Life, because I was shocked and my soul hurt at the fact that she had never actually watched it.

But then again, after about an hour she wasn’t really watching it either. And we definitely found a way to entertain us well the snow came down. I will say this, we didn’t have sex. We did however have lots of good almost clean adult fun.  After it was over I unpaused the movie and she was asleep within another twenty minutes, and not even witnessing an angel getting his wings.  One perk of a barista is that if she wakes up first (Which she’s used to getting up for the early morning coffee crowd), you get fresh coffee all prepared for you.

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Dominica Davis Pictures

Sexy Domenica Davis is an meteorologist for the weekend news shows “The Fox Report” and “The Big Story Weekend”. She joined Fox News Channel in spring 2007.

here is a great picture of Dominica. there’s a bunch more at the link below.

Click Here the Dominica Davis Photo gallery

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jessica Alba Naked and Sexy...By Popular Request!!!

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Masturbating When I'm Sick

There is something about the peaceful feeling I get when I’m sick. Not that I enjoy being sick, but it forces my body to relax. I also get very aroused when I’m sick. I know I shouldn’t expend the energy to get myself off, but I have to.

Last night, while in bed, fighting strep throat, I started thinking about Stephen licking and fucking me. It had been awhile since we had fucked so I’m all primed to jump on my boy toy. I thought about his gorgeous mouth licking my soaked pussy while I begged him not to make me cum. He refused and he said, “I’m taking it anyway.”

My body started to gently writhe, thinking about him touching my body and staring at me with those eyes. I slipped my hand down into my pants and gently rubbed my clit. In my head, I saw him fucking me with his big cock, from behind. He is holding my shoulders and breathing hard as he explodes, deep inside of me, filling me with all of his deliciousness.

I buck my hips as I start to cum. But once is never enough for me. I shiver and shake two more times before my body gives up.

I’m exhausted. And I sleep gorgeously!

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

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