Ciao to alla mya fanza!
I expecta you azza bin wonderin’ why you ‘ave adda no comunicatizione froma me thisa noo yeara of two thousandio and tenna, especially cos eet eez the very importantio year for the bellisimo tenor wot izza likea me (two thousand and tenna, geddit?).
Letta me tella you my talea of woeo. Azza the persone from the ‘ot part ofa the world (wot ain’t Ingladio, innit… coz I izz froma the Med, which izza very ‘ot) I saw alla the whita stuff you calla snow ova Christmas and i thought what a greata floor for practisin’ my tappa dancin’ fora mya noo routine.
BIG MISTAKIO!
I go fora the step-bollock-change, likea the greata Gene Kellio and I changea mya life instead coz I breaka the ankle and now I azza more metalio in my ankle than the forth or fiftha bridgea. And i azza so many surgical screws in my leg thata I am totally screwed, innit…
But I makea the best of the situazioni and I accepta the invitazione to pose withouta the usual Pava moves ata the Dr Sketchy’s in London, whicha izza the place where the artistio like wot you guys izz can draw me when I ainta movin’.
Wella, I tell you I ain’ta goin’ nowhere fast so catcha me still fora the change at Dr Sketchy’s ata the Royal Vauxhall Tavern on Wednesday, April 14. I ‘ave attached the peecture to geta you alla inspired for the evenin’.
Prego, pizza, lasagne, ravioli,
Pava B xxx
For details, please see: www.drsketchylondon.co.uk
Pavabotti prepares for his appearance at Dr Sketchy's
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