Theology of the Body - Purity of Heart

And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed. + Genesis 2:25 The fact that they ‘were not ashamed’ means that the were united by awareness of the gift; they were mutually conscious of the nuptial meaning of their bodies, in which the freedom of the gift is expressed and all the interior riches of the person as subject are manifested. + Pope John Paul II Purity of heart connects a person’s subjective desires (ethos) with the objective order of love (ethics). * * * Shame enters precisely when man and woman lose purity of heart. Because of this loss, they fail to respect “the interior riches of the person as subject” and come to look upon the person as an object to be used. Because of this loss of purity, the demands of love no longer spontaneously well up from “within” man. In fact, they often appear now as a burden imposed from “without.” + Christopher West, Theology of the Body Explained

nsfw, my texas pride is showing...

Have you ever seen The curious case of Benjamin Button? If not, there’s a short snippet with a hummingbird. If you HAVE seen it, then you probably know what scene I’m referring to. (that setup was too boring, stick with me and I promise the rest of this entry will be good).

So I shouted>>”Oh a hummingbird! The state bird of Texas!” (bear with me)

I was quickly corrected, and after a fierce 20 second debate, I finally decided to find out if the state bird or Texas is the Mockingbird or Hummingbird. (Wikipedia to the rescue)

Ok, I was wrong. I concede. But now I am no longer a fan of the book “To kill a mockingbird”. Just an FYI.

On a Night Not Forgotten...Part V

It was on a night never to be forgotten
that the lovely jungle bunny
who’d just become my former teacher
on the night after graduation
lay writhing beneath me like the ocean
sighing, moaning and crying
atop the altar of lust within her boudoir
we sated out forbidden desires
consumed by the fires of our passions
with both her arms and legs
wrapped about my bowflex crafted bod
her lips showered my face
the muscles popping out upon my neck
with kisses sweet and wet
as all about the room echoed the sound
of her voice clearly begging
me not to stop banging the ever living
daylights out of her pussy
but to make her cum again and again
as my hips rose and fell
intentionally drove my English teacher
off the edge of an orgasmic
cliff together we fell down into the abyss
soared far above the clouds
when at last as one we came together

On a Night Not Forgotten...Part IV

Oh yes on that still unforgotten night
all those many years ago
within the arms of my English teacher
a lovely and well endowed
jungle bunny with an hourglass figure
a bad boi she made of me
turned my world utterly upside down
with the hot chocolate
of her love oh so very wet and sweet
upon the pole of my lance
so hard and oh so throbbing she rode
up and down all night long
took me to heights of sexual pleasure
until that night quite unknown
as I lay like a restless ocean beneath
the body of my English teacher
ever so gently did my fingers play with
the orbs of her breasts so ripe
while the curves of my lips soft and full
suckled the raisins of her nipples
again and then some more as she rose
and fell throughout the night
the lips of her pussy oh so hot and wet
slid up and down my shaft
made me want to cum deep inside her

"The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body. Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy."

For September’s Naked Girls Reading event, “So You Wanna Be A Naked Girl,” I read the Chicago Tribune’s article covering our August event which told us to “put [our] clothes back on.”  I just want to say that beauty and brains, sexuality and art, nudity and literature, are not mutually exclusive.  Combining these socially construed opposites is what makes Naked Girls Reading so wonderful.  It pushed us and the audience to conceptualize differently, to examine the unexpected, to analylize our perception, and to look past stereotypes.   “[We're] naked AND [we] read” (!!) is NOT what Naked Girls Reading is about.  It’s about Beauty; beauty in literature, beauty in the spoken word, and beauty in the female form.  Although our culture is, as the Tribune states, oversaturated with “nakedness” what it is lacking is the open acceptance and revelry in such natural, vulnerable, exposed beauty.  Our nakedness enhances the natural, vulnerable, and exposed beauty of the literature we read.  Nothing is hidden and what is displayed is the beauty in laughter, beauty in sensuality, beauty in sadness, beauty in rage, beauty in everything that is expressed in writing, everything that is expressed in reading, and everything that is expressed in the instrument of our body.  As Anais Nin wrote, “It is the function of art to renew our perception.  What we are familiar with we cease to see.  The writer shakes up the familiar scene, and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.”  So, no Chicago Tribune, we will not put our clothes back on.  Especially when reading. 

a rainy, sick day!

Still sick…I stayed home from work today, and even though I didn’t venture outside, it seems like it was the perfect day to stay in. Lots of rain and flooding around town.

Thanks for all your suggestions on how to get well! I’m actually feeling a bit better, and I’ll probably go to work tomorrow (there’s really too much for me to do to stay home). Here’s what was on my plate today…

I started off with Vanilla Oikos because I read somewhere online last night that yogurt, as long as it doesn’t contain gelatin, is a good way to fight cold sores. Whenever I get any kind of head cold, I usually get at least one cold sore; this time it’s two. Even though they’re oh so attractive, I wanted to see if the yogurt tip was a good one, and it seems like it helped a bit.

Instead of topping with my usual blueberries and strawberries, I decided to go nuts (get it? ha) and incorporate some Wild Berry Mix that Eden Foods sent me to review a couple of weeks ago. Yum, this was delicious! I love how clean the ingredient list is – organic roasted pumpkin seeds, organic sunflower seeds, organic roasted almonds, organic Thompson raisins, organic dried cranberries, organic wild blueberries.

I loved it so much that I added some to my VitaSpelt Apple Cinnamon Organic Spelt Granola, along with some hazelnut milk and half a banana. Two breakfasts, a great way to start my day, even though I was sick.

I got creative with lunch, aside from my now-staple side of veggies and hummus. I warmed and cut up a Morningstar Veggie Burger and a BOCA Bruschetta Tomato Basil Parmesan patty and put that inside a whole wheat wrap with some Cedars Roasted Baba Ghannouj hummus. Heaven on a paper plate!

Mid-day, I also had a tasty glass of Naked Green Machine.

For dinner, my fiance surprised me by bringing me a surefire cure — Chinese chicken and veggie soup and crab puffs from Sesame House, our favorite neighborhood Chinese restaurant. I think that, and having a day to rest, made me feel a good bit better.

Don’t forget to enter the mini-giveaway I’ve got going. Who doesn’t love coupons?

Why wouldn't you?

You were wiggling,
Naked lady friend,
Like you wanted to get away,
Or were hoping I would hit a certain spot inside you,
So I let you scramble beneath me,
Repositioned myself as soon as I was out,
And there I am back in,
You go off: writhing and moaning,
Calling out my name,
So I go,
“You like that, baby?
You like my big Jew dick inside of you?”
It seems you do.

On a Night Not Forgotten...Part II

On that night not to be forgotten
the jungle bunny
who was my former H.S. teacher
took me to heights
of sexual pleasure quite unknown
the curves of my face
she buried within the sweet valley
of her luscious cleavage
that lay between the bosomy hills
of the sun ripened orbs
that are the melons of her breasts
while the scent of
her sexual arousal tickled my nose
the smell of her skin
made me nearly as hard as a rock
to the curves of my lips
my now former high school teacher
pressed the stiffening
raisins of the tips of her mammilla
which she bade me
to suck like a babe within her arms
as both of my hands
ever so slowly slid down the curve
of her backside
over the luscious curves of her hips

Naked (Mike Leigh)

The first thing my housemate said in response to my latest rental from Lovefilm was that it sounded just like the usual indy arty cinema crap that I am erroneously known to be fond of. I had some similar fears myself. ‘Naked’ as a title does conjure up ideas either of shock shlop or unsexy sex with too many blue filters and contortionist camera moves. However I knew that in the hands of director Mike Leigh this was sure to be more interesting than that.

I needn’t have worried; Naked is amongst the best, most surprising British films I’ve seen. David Thewlis puts in a mesmerising performance as Jonny, a quixotic tramp like Mancunian who, after a nasty sexual encounter with a woman in a subway, steels a car and goes to London to chase up his ex. In this first scene of the film it is unclear whether Jonny has committed rape or not, although his behaviour certainly seems aggressive. This initial ambiguous episode is reflected in each sexual encounter that follows. The film is preoccupied with the relationship between violence, masculinity and sex. Both Jonny and his vile yuppie counterpart,  Jeremy, seem to play with violence, never quite committing to it, never quite becoming evil. Similarly whilst accompanying Jonny on his journey my emotions towards him swung from repulsion to sympathy, and back again. Jonny is one of the most beguiling characters I have ever seen on screen. As the film progresses he becomes stranger and more remote rather than more familiar, and this happens naturally, not through sudden character change or surprise.

Whereas Jonny seems to resist cliche and pull away from the celluloid that attempts to capture him, Jeremy slips a little too easily into the role of violent, newly rich arsehole. Greg Cruttwell still gives a captivating performance, being especially good at exuding an air of not quite mature sexual menace, but his character’s relative simplicity strikes the only odd note in what is otherwise a film populated with multilayered and fascinatingly plausible characters.

There are great performances from Katrin Cartlidge as Sophie, a delicate but whiny goth and Ewen Bremner, a middle aged door man who is bored to death by his job but still holds onto his dream of buying a cottage in Ireland. However,  my favourite performance had to be from Lesley Sharp as Jonny’s ex girlfriend, Louise. Her character was wonderfully understated, the perfect foil to Thewlis’s manic Jonny; down to earth, a little world-weary, but tender and witty too. When watching Sharp you feel as if minute aspects of her charcter are slowly revealing themselves, but you can’t quite work out what or how. Louise was a character that percolated through the film, rather than stamping her presence and underlining it with red ink.

Its evocation of London in the early nineties is spot on. Dirty, a bit crap and a little depressing. It felt miserable but interesting. The film is brilliant and intricate in its observation of character and human relationships, but to me it had less to say about class and the political situation in the early nineties, the first years after Thatcher. Its device of downtrodden Manchester lad vs. newly rich Yuppie reveals little that is not already obvious. I think the film would perhaps be better if the stories of these two characters were given their own separate platforms and not made to say something they cannot in tandem.
However these are tiny niggles on my part. This film goes beyond what we usually expect from our characters and delivers an experience not too different from savouring brilliant poetry or prose – the joy that comes from realising that yes, they are being that clever, and yes, this is something that will deliver a different experience each time it is revisited.

Selah

Greetings!

I don’t know what to write. Today has felt strange, yet nothing strange has really happened.

It’s been a beautiful Sabbath. Today is Rosh Hashanah. I do not understand much about the Jewish festivals… but I do know this one means “days of awe” and I do know it has a special emphasis on atonement.

Isn’t it such a lovely gift and amazing news… we now can live by grace. In freedom.

Just let that word resonate for a minute before reading on.

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To think this freedom of which I speak… this grace… is rooted in love.

Perfect love.

Sufficiency.
Transparency.

Strength in weakness.

Joy in trials.

Help in suffering.

Peace. Peace that transcends all understanding.

Today is a day we are called to repent. Today is a day we are called to rip off those filthy rags, place them in the fire for purification, refinement, atonement. Today is a day we are called to come naked before the Creator, the One who saw our naked frame in the secret place before what is called “birth”.

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Uncomfortable?
Good.
After that, today is a day He puts on new robes of fresh linens. Today is a day we become new creations as we take off the old self, all our filth, and put on that wonderful name, Christ.

That is what I think about today.

I think love. Love is today. God, He is love.
He is perfect peace.
Beginning, end, everything in between.

The bread of life. The well of living water.

Come to Him all who are weary and thirsty. He will give you rest. His yoke is easy and His burden is light.

Come.
As all you are. Past, present and future. Just come. He will accept you, He will give your freedom.

Simply come.

Magic Eraser

   You ask me if I love you, then you suck the lips off my face and chew on the delicacy of their maroon creases. ‘Body shop’ lipstick,  no. 12; The taste of compact slabs of cherry. This cheap adolescent disguise has guided you through all your realizations.

 

You left it on the edge of plastic vodka glasses and blood smeared mirrors, on the foreskins of other men and finally on all your clichéd perfume soaked letters. Now it is in my mouth, my throat, my stomach. I have swallowed all those fermented mistakes.

 

The ones you danced into blind fumbling for an urgent exit in faded mini-skirts and tobacco coated pockets. All of the Roberts, Todds, Bryans, Scotts, Jasons, Davids… (and all the others your high tech brain has crashed out and deleted) Have left open wounds in your soul gauged by the hollow fonts of your eyes.

 

But as I savor the many varied tastes of your existence, I can feel my insides frantically stitching and nursing your pubescent cuts and bruises, healing in seconds no lipstick stains in sight

 

The answer to your question is “Yes, Yes, I love you. Your soft mechanical hands, that at night soften like chocolate in the sunlight and melt into my thighs Your beautiful tortured eyes, your laughter and the way you inhale your marlboro     You swirl out of my anesthetic You turn the lens til your eyes are in focus and me, I’ve become your surgeon. The operation…your early womanhood successfully removed.    You are a blank canvas, a cut jotter pad I’ll re-write all over you I’ll scrawl my name with razor sharp arms Your eyelashes bulging with years of mascara I’ll practice my handwriting on your mound of Venus and the folds of your labia; Magenta pink and bald.   You are my Frankenstein, You’ll get top marks for the oral stage, the anal stage and all the other stages you no longer care to remember Because we hit the friendship stage once before…before time seperated us   With you, I’ll grow old and withered and our tree roots will be dangerously entwined with time we will become soil once again and make love amongst the worms “Yes” will always be my answer, I will always be your host, your empty vessel; A place for you to store your memories and tears.

La Diva Spa fest

La Diva known world wide from the streets of paris to the runways of australia to the largest crusie ship La Diva in Italy . La Diva was discovered walking the streets of paris at the tender age of just 16 her fame grew quikly and all the best designers were fighting for her to model for them …by the time she was 25 La Diva with her stunning cheek bones here undenyingly beautuful eyes and yes those legs that fasinated the world …was now getting payed 1.3 million per walk down each runway her face and body .the cover of every magazine made La Diva broke records over and over again she was the star .as her fame grew she ofcourse had less time for her .she use to have her mother as support but as she became more famous it didnt take long for her managers to worm ther way in and keep her mother away from her only daughter … La Diva was kept so busy she didnt notice ..before she knew it she was 30 ..she still had not ever had a real relashionship with a man … even at 30 she was still in demand more than ever …modeling lipsticks ..shoots for perfumes ..interviews …she loved the poelple and took time to be with them when ever she could she was the peoples model not untouchable like the others ..she was known as the sweet down to earth model …all ahe craved was time to herslef ..time alone in her vila .ofcourse she loved nothing but the finer things in life and why not she had to work hard enough for them all .everythink she owned was throu hard work ..models dont live lives of easy street and glamour back stage …its all blood sweat and tears and La diva has done it since she was 16 ..she cant even remember her normal life anymore ….

　

　

gone are the memories of her childhood ..of her school days with her best girlfeinds dressing up with them and talking about boys ….her world is so diffrent now ..there is no love in this business its all fake . La diva learnt that lesson well when she fell in love with manuel pierre ..they met in spain on a modeling shoot he took her breath away ..they spent there time together in there condo that they both brought together near lake monnoe there they both sat drinking there wine watching the sun rise and fall.and making love on there glass windowed balcony …..

he was the most passionat man she had ever met .the kissing of her hand .the generous jewels he gave to her and the time they spend was so full of making love .. he was the best lover she had ever had in her life…on there first aniversary she came back to the condo after a day shooting in the hot hot sun .as soon as she opend the door she could see the dinner table set up on the balcony white linen cloth on the table white dinner plates full of the most glorious oysters and two crystal glasses full of champane .from out of the kitchen came her man manuel in nothing but a white towel wrapped around half his body …he slips her bag from off her shoulders slowly and delicatley kisses her neck and guides her to her seat

let us share in these delights first then we shall share in the delights of each other ….she sipped her wine and eat those oysters the same way she likes to take his body in her mouth.and slowly caress every inch of its smoothness and texture….then swollows him whole …but first La Diva is treated more like a Queen .manuel runs a bath for her he covers the floor with soft velvety cloth so her feet dont touch the cold floor the bath filled with bubbles .candles all over the room the smell of perfumes fills the air …manuel takes her hand and eases her into her bath then like a gentlemen he leaves the room for 15 minutes giving La Diva time to rest and relax ..she hears music comming from the bedroom and the clinking of chamane glasses as he prepares there bedroom for love

La Diva now all relaxed and feeling fresh …is ready to celbrate ther first aniversary ..she hopes out the bubble bath puts on her short white robe opends the door and stands there waiting to be seen by manuel ….he is franticly moving about there bedroom making everything just perfect for her arrival…he sees her out the corner of his eye there is his vision of beauty he stops suddenly and turns to her walking upto her with her glass of champane his robe drops to the floor just as he is inches away from her …..

　

her mouth drops open as she laughs in that girly way she does best …makes all the men shake in there pants ….”happy aniversary to you too La Diva says to manuel as she drops to her knees still all wet her robe drops around her shoulders her hands come up to grab a hold of his well endowed penis two hands are needed for this french fello she lovingly wraps her lips around his shaft pouting her lips around him she slids with ease all around him she sucks hard then she sucks soft;y then she moves fast then she mooves slow …… her in and out thrusts is what makes not just manuel but all men cum so fast ..he blew so much he could see drops of it dripping from the side of her mouth before she could swollow every drop ……..but in then end this was not the relashionship she thought it was .she showed him love and he showed it back to other women …

years went by and La diva vowed never to love again so instead she worked hard renewing her fame once again she came back time and time again with her fame people never wearing of her they always wanted more and more from her ..back stage is where she found her real friends her good friends that would stick by her no matter what .for years she worked with her own private makeup artist loz he was so petite and light on his step always wearing the brightest of coloured outfits and making everyone laugh …then her other best friend in the world was Bob he was the dress hemer for the models he ran around frnaticly with needle and thread in hand at each fashion parade

　

Move it :move it he screams as he runs around the place .. ladies you dont wont me to prick you now …..no Diva bob we know we all cant handle your prick : thats the joke going around between bob and the models he has said it for years ..its just one one those moments they all need to ahve to relax and bob knows it and does what he can to help them relax that is also why Poppa Loz wears the most outlandish clothes of all to keep the models happy and laughing throu out the night the boys have become like a team now getting famous themselves behind the sceens they become two of La Diva best friends someone she confides in some one who is there throu her bad times …..

La diva often invites both the men over to share in a drink and a spa on those hot lonely nights ..just for some company and friendship this night was no diffrent ..althou it was to celarate her 5th year single and free from manuel .she was a little sad to say the least ..the door rang it was Loz with a big bunch of flowers and a box of La divas favourite belguim turkish delights .bob was exhuberantly running behind Loz with 4 bottles of the finest bubbly .Loz calls out in his hight pitched voice .’now bob if you drop them and break just one bottle youll have La Diva in hospital on oxygen now slow down darling ….settle down the night is still young ..both men try an attenmpt to walk in the door at the very same time ..making poor sad La Diva laugh …Bob and Loz looked at each other with a sigh they say ..there “the job is done ..they put a smile on her face …they sat around the kitchen table consoling La Diva as she wept ..then laughed ..then wept some more ….they shared in a beautiful indian dinner with loads of wine ofcourse …

　

night falls and after dinner they do deside to get into the spa but only for a bit …all the wins had been drunk so while bob and la diva get in the spa Loz goes and gets a bottle of wine from the cellar ..as he comes out the big doors they see him wearing the brightest most tighest and pinkest shorts they have ever seen before …laughing profusly at his rather large talents peeking throu the side of the short …there a bi to tight to even contain his extra large man meat ..dive raises her eyes brows and smiles …bob puts the bubble jets on full speed as loz gets in making his shorts bubble with pockets of air .bob thrn jumps up too and shows off how big his bubble pockets can get tooo …La diva is so happy now she has forgoten all about the past 5 years in her life the drugs the men .the women ..even manuel disapears there joys of laughter fill the street as it echos down thou the stillness of the night .then they all go into a silence as each takes there corner sits with head back and enjoys the sensations of those damn big bubbles …after a silent pause of 15 minutes they begin quietly chatting again ….. both letting La diva know how special she is .as they move closer ..her breasts are bouncing around with the bubbles the boys take of there pants ans throw them as far as they could ……….then diva turns and does the same surprising the men ..with a count of one two three they all jump out the spa run and collect there small items and jump back in thinking this is hillarious …..La diva collects all in her hand and throws them to the floor ..enough boys ………i wont some fun …they both edge closer to her ..she reachers her neck out and kisses loz passionaly on the mouth Bob not wonting to miss any action moves in and carreses her breast while waiting his turn patiently

Loz hands move around her hips as she turns to kiss bob La diva turns the bubbles down to a gentle hush with both men now feeling her voluptuous body. her hands silently take a hold of both of there penis as she begins to rub them softly at first both the men each share in her body while she pleasures them both they each glide there hands to her inner thighs she moves her legs apart allowing each man to get even closer to her pleasure zone they feel the bubbles rushing up betwen her legs … she pulls them harder throu the water kissing each in turn twisting her tounge around theres .like a serpant there hands reaching higher and higher as each man reaches her delicate pink pussy they each enter inside her at the same time gently pushing and releasing into her .the three bodys intertwine in a firery heat explotion La diva;s body almost nearing orgasmic explosion . desides throu her amazing sence of feel that Loz is just 2 mm bigger than bob she sits up half out the water facing out with her supple peachy ass out Loz enters her from behind .Bob is not left thou ..oh no .La diva can handle more than these two mere mortals at any one encounter ..bob stands up and she takes a hold of him by her mouth she sucks him hard and deep into her throat in and out as Loz does the same from behind them the mass of bodys tense and shutter with excitment .

as steam rises from each of them .the pastion the heat to strong to bare, the madness depends the movements faster, the breathing heavier and .there bodys all colide in one spectacular orgasm as they cum together like a syphony orchestra .bodys all intune as if one…as la diva turns and licks her lips they all slide deep under the water and when they all rose again ……they all clink there champane glasses together in a toast …place them down …and start all over again ……

Unlikely G: Drew Barrymore NSFW edition

Turns out Miss Drew Barrymore is a total magnet for nude models.

Who knew? (my hand slowly raises…)

“So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian.” –Regina George, life-ruiner, Mean Girls

fight ippatsu juuden-chan special episodes promo [ecchi]

Credits to RoFL

Dedicated to Kazzy

Well, after I watched the final episode of Juuden-chan – the first thing that comes into my mind is, where the hell is the onsen scenes for this ecchi anime? Mostly ecchi anime that I’ve already went through will have at least a hot spring scene, if not – they will feature a public bath scene instead (according to my theory). There is a lot of bath scenes in Juuden-chan but for an anime that has already reached this kind of ecchiness, it will be incomplete without the onsen part. I was asking myself whether they will be a second season, an ova, a movie or DVD specials for this anime as there is a really shady character that until now havent been introduced properly yet. You all should notice, other than Sento-san – there is another male character that is visible in the Juuden-chan’ world, still hiding in the dark somewhere out there.

As for their onsen scenes, I’ll bet they will be featured as an OVA or whatever – and I hit it right. I just got a promo of their special episode and below are caps of them. Slurpy as usual. Enjoy

BLADES OF FURY: The game that's (waaay) better than its title. (iPhone)

Great Game, Bad Name.

Gameloft continues to wow us with the release of Blades of Fury for the iPhone. I’ll start off by saying I have been enjoying fighting games only recently. I have always been a first person fanatic but playing with Tekken: Dark Resurrection for the Sony PSP, I have successfully been converted to a button smashing martial arts nut (ooooh! title cameo!) Blades of Fury interested me completely when I first saw it’s teaser (especially how they explicitly showed Elwyn’s assets, now THAT interested me) Blades of Fury is the first fighting game I have seen in the iPhone platform, and surely after experiencing Modern Combat: Sandstorm I was expecting so much from it.

Let’s say it out loud now before anything else: truthfully, Blades of Fury is a FRIGGIN’ RIP-OFF! (Sigh, we’ve seen this kind of stuff before, it’s called; Soul Calibur) BUT again, it manages to exhibit the iPhone’s mysterious power (ooooh mysterious!).

Blades of Fury is basically and surprisingly what you’d normally expect from a typical fighting game; less story, more action. Its story is very different from the past fighting games that I’ve played where all the characters are destined to fight amongst each other in a big tournament. Blades of Fury, however, revolves around the story of a Mystical Magic Armor the wields it’s wearer invincible. This armor is given to a character named Arthur (yeah I bet it’s another cameo of King Arthur) and different characters challenge Arthur to a duel in order to take claim of the suit. So basically you’ll now assume that the stories of the different characters are encounter-based and they would fight anyone who get’s in their way, typical but good enough.

Love the art.

Graphics are astonishing (wow new adjective people!!) 3-D model rendering is honestly impressive. Polygons barely show in the fighting part itself. Textures are beautiful and movement is bewilderingly (new adjective again!!) smooth. What I found breath-taking were the different arena environments, from either roasting your marshmallow in hell or flying high up the skies on a giant (moving, and I really mean moving in real time) dragon! What I found amazing was the arena called ‘Babylon’ as it really showed a beautiful lake with a gigantic waterfall at the back, and during the fighting, it manages to smoothly process the waterfalls and it looks incredibly stunning (I think this is also the reason why I keep losing fights in this arena). In-game art is beautifully painted especially the different characters. The interface is wonderful and fast with just a few options to choose before kicking some butt. Speaking of butts, I believe it is also important to discuss CHICK RENDERING as it is always the pinnacle of any fighting game.

Would you look at that? Isn't it amazing? (The environment I mean)

WHAT IS CHICK RENDERING?

CHICK RENDERING first and foremost is the effectiveness of a virtual girl to possess lusciousness and babe-lisciousness. Bad polygon rendering or texture filling can greatly deteriorate the over-all seductiveness of a half-naked martial arts master chick with the exception of old games (Yeah Sony Playstation 1 Lara Croft, I was referring to you hot honey-bun) Blades of Fury manages to maintain the integrity of the women’s wondrous grooves and trenches giving them, surprisingly an attractive lusciousness which we, as professional gamers, can continually appreciate (yeah that’s the way to say it!). Light physics aren’t too obvious in the game but it seems that an innovative creation of character textures amazingly produces an illusion of depth and size, making it more possible for movement processing to be faster, and making it more possible for us to see these wonderful battle vixens wrestle each other in what seems like their night outfits. For an iPhone game, I personally would like to shake the hands of the visual developers for creating wonderfully attractive characters that really ARE the very spirit of these kinds of games. (Though I haven’t really confirmed if Boob-physics engines are present) Cheers Gameloft, cheers!

NOW LOOK AT THAT. Bravo Gameloft, bravo.

The most important thing to discuss now are the controls of the game, which personally, I think, manages to effectively stay in the level of sufficiently responsive virtual fighting. The virtual button layout proves Gameloft as a company who understands the difficulties of on-screen buttons and manages to successfully create a ‘cooperative’ button system. The directional pad is effectively situated on the left side of the screen. The D-pad is effective since it needs only one touch to move in any of the eight directions compared to your usual combination of two sides to move towards it’s middle direction (example: east and south combined would be, say it with me everybody; south-east) Maybe it’s good to rethink the typical console controller with the effectiveness of this eight-button directional pad. What surprised me the most was the very good button placing for the actions. The right edge of the screen is utilized with 2 circles for low and high sword slashes respectively, and one button for magic attacks. A small button is situated in the very small place between the 2 slash buttons and surprisingly it seems effective as a ‘guard’ button. For some reason, action controls seem to be very accurate, I rarely press buttons I don’t intend to press and it seems that character responsiveness is very sensitive to my command input. The only thing I didn’t like was crouching and jumping which required me to hold the guard button while I press up or down, but over all, it seems to work well  Gameloft did it again with its control system, way to go Gameloft.

"YOU'RE UGLY FACE SAYS IT ALL!" - The game's got great one-liners.

The game play is innovative enough to sacrifice some parts of a typical fighting game but still effectively communicates the authenticity of the game genre. Blades of Fury took out the “kicking button” of characters and instead embedded the kicking ability inside certain combos (yeah Gameloft, I would abhors you if your chicks were dumb enough to not use their legs- uhm I mean in combat, he he). The typical increasing ‘power gauge’ when hit or when you successfully hit your opponent is there giving you the ability to perform different levels of magic attacks depending on the length of ‘charge’ they do while holding the magic button. Combos are easy to do and for an iPhone game, each character has a good number of combos to perform strategically. Characters have different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses, but somehow, moves are recycled by other characters. The usual ‘unlock new characters and costumes (usually just a cheesy way of saying color change)’ tasks are still implemented in the game if you play certain characters in the story mode. Arcade and Survival mode is included in the game and opponent difficulty can be set. Honesty I think opponents are more challenging as difficulty increases, it seems that Gameloft has created a batch of intelligent AI’s, good for people who want to really get themselves immersed in the game. Oh yeah, another surprise is that armor CAN be broken, he he, watcha gonna do with THAT knowledge? He he.

Well I'd like to break HER armor, well, at least what's left of it.

Blades of Fury is a wonderful rip-off of Soul Calibur from other consoles. It’s amazing to see a fighting game working flawlessly on the iPhone and it is also somehow surprisingly replayable at times. Battle graphics are wonderful especially the collision physics and character renderings. If you want to see what the iPhone can do, or you want a fairly intense iPhone fighting game with astoundingly smooth and stunning graphics without caring about originality (I hope you make your own original fighting game concept SOON Gameloft) then Blades of Fury is for you.

Blades of Fury (you had to give it THAT title) gets “3 and a half” half-naked video game chicks

Out of five.

Job 1:20-21

Job 1:20-21

20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,

21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

Have you ever had a bad day and just wanted to quit?  Has it ever seemed like everything is going against you and it is just not worth it anymore? If you look at Job, he was a man that had everything and thanked God for it.  He was a just and upright man but Satan said that was because God did everything for him.  So God told Satan that you can take away all that Job has, but you can’t touch him.  What happened next was Job’s worst day in life but yet we can see a wonderful example of graciousness in Job.  Instead of Job moaning and groaning and complaining and asking “why me, what did I do wrong,” Job ripped his clothes and shaved his head (sounds like something I would do) and fell down to the ground and worshipped.  That word worship is to be prostrate or to do reverence.  What Job did was he prayed but look at his prayer, it wasn’t “God why did you do this?”  It wasn’t “God what did I do wrong to deserve this,” or “God please give me everything back and fix it.”  Instead Job prayed and said “I was born naked and I will die naked,” God gives and God can take away and then the clincher… instead of GOD WHY it is “blessed be the name of the LORD.”  We all need to have the heart and faithfulness of Job in times of trouble.

Rejoicing in Grace,

Keith

2 Cor 5:14-15

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23-year-old actress plays the bipolar Silver on the reincarnation of "90210" on the CW network Jessica Stroup: Bipolar Role On "90210" Is A Challenge

FILE – In this Aug. 24, 2009 file photo, Jessica Stroup arrives at the premiere of the film in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)

The 23-year-old actress plays the bipolar Silver on the reincarnation of “90210″ on the CW network. The show’s second season makes its premiere Tuesday night.

Stroup says she’s careful not to play Silver’s mood swings too over the top.

She says she did as much research on the disorder as she could because “it’s something that touches so many people but isn’t really explored.”

Stroup says some people “have reached out to me to say they watched and it meant a lot.”

Like the original show from the 1990s, “90210″ follows a group of teenagers in Beverly Hills.

“90210″ will air at 8 p.m. EDT on the CW.

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On the Net:

“90210″: http://www.cwtv.com/shows/90210

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Nine Affirmations for Nine Nine Oh Nine

I will drink nine cups of coffee at nine;

I will plant nine acorns in nine holes

           on nine hills;

I will serve nine platters of nine cupcakes

          with nine candles;

I will send nine letters to nine editors

          on nine serious subjects;

I will tell nine friends nine secrets

          in nine languages;

I will feed nine sardines to nine cats

          with nine lives;

I will follow the nine commandments

          of the god of 729 names;

I will pleasure my ninth lover nine times

          at her nine erogenous zones;

I will compose nine songs of celebration

          for the eight planets

and Pluto, the cartoon dog.

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Naked Monday

United States Department of Labor

DOLD/3679-09: Naked Monday Monday, September 07, 2009 Labor Day

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OVERVIEW

By directive of the Chief Executive a task force was formed to research, test and advise on the feasibility for recommendation to the national corporate and business community of a country wide initiative.  The working title of the project was “Let It All Hang Out.”  The committee was formed by ranking staff from the departments of;

1. Commerce,
2. Energy,
3. Health and Human Services,
4. Homeland Security, and
5. Labor.

Homeland Security was not originally slated to occupy a spot on the task force but a deputy undersecretary offered to pay 25% of the budget outlay for the study providing he could be in charge of field tests.  In addition, former President William Jefferson Clinton offered to act as referee and sexual harassment counselor for females during the field tests.

By order of the Chief Executive, the departments were to explore and offer for affirmative or negative recommendation on the subject of endorsing an alternate method of attire for the labor force in general for one particular day of the work week.  The alternate method of attire in question would be no attire at all, or in other words, going to work naked.

The need for such a study was deemed necessary owing to the general loss of morale which is attributed in no small part to the current severe economic distress in the United States.  In light of the success of “Casual Fridays” over the decades and in light of the backlash on Casual Fridays after the “dot com” bubble burst in the late 90s, it was felt that not only should something new be done to alleviate the current situation but that it should be exponentially larger.

Thus was born the initiative for “Naked Monday.”

APPROPRIATE VENUES

Before field tests could commence it first had to be determined if there were any particular jobs, careers, and/or professions for which Naked Monday would be inappropriate.

At first the construction trades were ruled out, but after consultation with OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) under the Department of Labor, it was determined that the policy could be applied to the building trades as long as the following guidelines were met, where appropriate;

• Steel toed shoes,
• Hard hats,
• Safety glasses, and
• Exposed and protruding body parts must be kept free of moving machinery.

Food services required special attention.  Food preparation areas require clothing to prevent contamination of food and general safety.  Hats, latex gloves, shoes, and, in this consideration, covering for orifices not usually associated with intake operations.  As always, naked frying is a hazard and should be addressed separately.

Wait staff were less problematic as long as restrictions were followed when they entered food preparation areas.  It was found, however, during field testing that overall food service would be improved if servers wore clothing covering genitals and posterior as the sight of a naked-below-the-waist food server approaching diner’s tables at near eye level tended to put a majority of customers “off their feed.”

FIELD TESTING

Referee and Sexual Harassment Counselor, Former President William J. Clinton

After all fundamental considerations had been discussed and conflicts resolved, the concept was put in the field.

The Deputy Undersecretary of the Department of Homeland Security in consultation with former president William Clinton chose field sites and interviewed candidates for the trials.  Three sites were chosen; a business office, a restaurant, and a health clinic.

There was initial reluctance on the parts of several candidates.  It was explained to them that participation was completely voluntary and for the first three weeks of the trials participation stayed below 80%.  Eventually however peer pressure prevailed and by week 5 participation at all three sites achieved 100%.

There were six complaints of sexual harassment.  All six charges were lodged against the task force’s field referee and ceased after a call was placed to the State Department.

It was discovered that a too literal application of “coming to work naked” was creating problems that needed addressing.  After two arrests and eight automobile accidents it was decided that special instructions be issued when implementing the policy that workers should get naked while AT work and not prior to leaving their homes.

Overall it was found that employee morale immediately improved but there was a decrease in productivity.

RECOMMENDATIONS

As always it is necessary to take into account public sensitivity to any new policy implementation.  In this case the task force considered two aspects;  (1) Public sensitivity in the general sense where the public would not come into direct contact with business employees during the course of the day on Naked Monday, and (2) those who would.  It was decided that, all other things being equal, that the public might initially react negatively to the voluntary policy implementation but would eventually become “desensitized” to it.  For this reason it was decided not to exempt persons working the public service areas and front office venues.

Desensitization is best accomplished through the news media.  The most common examples being the desensitization of the public to violence by constant exposure to it in film, music, and television, and the desensitization to the marital infidelities of elected officials.  Give the boys and girls in mass media a horse and they will inevitably beat it long after it’s dead.  The public eventually gets inured to shock effects and the media moves on to something else.

Secretary of Labor, Hilda Solis

Based upon the task force’s research and studies both in the field and behind closed doors the recommendation is that the policy be put forth into the general business community at large.

Respectfully

Hilda Solis

Secretary

Department of Labor.

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Punishment

Today I punished myself. Some folks I know will like this fact, others will be less happy. Anyhow, the usual background stuff for the non-regular readers (the regular readers can skip to the next paragraph if you so desire). For those of you who don’t know, I’m in my 40’s, in the military, and in order to keep up with the youngsters I do CrossFit which is a rather excellent way to keep in shape. Plus I can not stand seeing older folks in the military that are way too big for their uniforms. It is embarrassing and I won’t be like that.

Normally I follow the prescribed workouts, but for the last couple of weeks I have been slacking up. I had invaders, my neck or back were bothering me (from injuries), doodah doodah. But the past few days I have been more religious about doing the prescribed workouts. That was my plan for this morning as well. Eat breakfast, drink some coffee and do the workout, but one thing led to another, procrastination bit me, and around 11am I finally decided it was time to work out.

Todays workout is as follows

Sunday 090906 6 rounds for time of: Run 400 meters 25 Burpees Set up under a bar that is one foot above your reach for the burpees. Jump and touch the bar for each burpee rep.

Seemed easy enough. I got dressed and went outside. The temperature wasn’t too bad, Low 80’s, 75% humidity, and I started out. Ran the first 400 meters in a respectable time, did the first 25 burpees with not too much trouble, ran the second 400 meters a little slower, and then the fun started. Half way through the second set of burpees, I am breathing hard trying to get just a little more oxygen, sweat is pouring off of me, but I power through them and finish that set. Another 400 meters, just a little slower. Then the rain started. I thought that would help, but it just meant I was sopping wet now. 5 burpees. Then 11, 12, 15, 18, 21, and finally 25. Time is crawling, and I am almost crawling as well. It feels like my breakfast of Cinnamon Life Cereal, banana and coffee have not provided the energy I need. I motor through the fourth 400 meters, get back to do the next 25 burpees and just stare at the ground. It is not that I can’t do another one. Every time I drop to the ground, I get back up, but I just don’t have the energy. I try all the tricks. Get your ass moving old man. They’re shooting at you – move it. There is a naked woman waiting for you when you are done, but my brain can not will my body to start another burpee. I force myself to start since if I get the first one out of the way, the 25th is just around the corner. My body has hit the wall, I have bonked, there is nothing left. But I keep going. Get to 11 and think that I only need 14 more. 13, and 12 more. Finally, 25 burpees are done and set 4 is complete. I go trot the last 400 meters, get back to the starting point and look at my watch – 58 minutes. There is no fucking way I can do another 25 burpees and I wimp out. Afterall, I’m old. OK, maybe not, but that is just what I keep telling myself so I don’t too down about not doing the last 25 burpees.

The moral of this story – don’t take time off. Don’t drink so much. Don’t make excuses. Just fucking do the workouts or –

                      you’ll get punished!

Result of today's punishment

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Gorgeous Girls of G4TV : COED

Nobody covers video games quite like G4. Sure, they have good, all-encompassing content, but what really sets G4 apart from the flock of gaming media is their stable of super hotties they’ve hired to give you the gaming goods. To honor these badass beauties, we’ve put together this collection of The Gorgeous Girls of G4 TV.

Alison Haislip

Twitter ID: alisonhaislip

Blond super-cutie, Alison Haislip is a serious gaming gal from the classy state of New Jersey! She ended up on Attack of the Show after she was discovered while bartending by a G4 exec. So let’s get this straight: Hot, loves video games, and knows how to properly pour a Guinness? Welp, the search is over, fellas. We found The One.

Olivia Munn

Twitter ID: oliviamunn

Queen of all the geek goddesses, Olivia Munn is probably the only thing anyone who doesn’t play tons of video games knows about G4. The Attack of the Show host is the obsession of gamers everywhere, and has recently exploded into the mainstream, having recently appeared in Playboy. And if you ask us, the more Olivia Munn, the better.

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Britney Spears Topless and in 3D too!

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That’s right the 3d Celebrity Gallery is growing. We are about to be re-stocking the “eye-candy” pond with all new 3D. Exotic Cars, Beautiful Women, Celebrity Projects and the hottest Custom Paints on the planet. Does it get any better?

So grab the 3D glasses (don’t have any?…Get them from us too) and head on over to the 3D galleries and don’t miss out on seeing the hottest shots in TRUE Anaglyphic 3D

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