Nine Affirmations for Nine Nine Oh Nine

I will drink nine cups of coffee at nine;

I will plant nine acorns in nine holes

           on nine hills;

I will serve nine platters of nine cupcakes

          with nine candles;

I will send nine letters to nine editors

          on nine serious subjects;

I will tell nine friends nine secrets

          in nine languages;

I will feed nine sardines to nine cats

          with nine lives;

I will follow the nine commandments

          of the god of 729 names;

I will pleasure my ninth lover nine times

          at her nine erogenous zones;

I will compose nine songs of celebration

          for the eight planets

and Pluto, the cartoon dog.

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